Some basic questions about Christianity…

If priests are married to God and God, Jesus and the Holy Ghost are one and Jesus is a man… does that mean that priests are married to Jesus and if so, is that gay marriage??

hmmm…

If priests are married to God and each priest is married to the same God, then it follows that God is married to all priests at the same time.. Isn’t that polygamy??

I never did well in religion precisely because I wondered these things.